John Fetterman Is Coming Back, And It’s Totally, Definitely, 100% for Real This Time Say His Handlers

Last weekend, we looked at the ongoing mystery of what’s happening with Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman. He checked himself into Walter Reed a month and a half ago, supposedly seeking treatment for clinical depression, and we haven’t seen so much as a cellphone photo of him since. But now there is some allegedly new information coming out from ABC News. They claim to have a source who says that Fetterman will be returning to work during the week of April 17. So is this it? Are we really going to see him back in the Senate and doing his job? I hope you’ll pardon me for being a bit dubious for reasons we’ll get to in a moment.

Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman is expected to return to Congress the week of April 17, after the upcoming two-week recess, according to a source familiar with the matter.
The Democratic lawmaker, who suffered a …